They asked why the electricity was cut off. I told them true SEO masters don’t need light to see keyword opportunities.
After 6 hours, only three employees remained. The rest had “gone home to their families” or “called the ombudsman.”
Those three now run our most profitable accounts. Their eyes have adapted to never seeing sunlight.
This is why we’re ranked #1 for “digital marketing agency near me” in a 0.5-mile radius.