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Why I Fired My Intern for Basic Human Needs: An SEO Success Story

I noticed Tommy spending a lot of time “sleeping” and “eating.” Classic Gen Z behavior. So I sat him down and showed him our website analytics.

“See this webpage?” I asked. “It never sleeps. It never complains. It’s always grinding.”

Then I deleted all his work from the past month and made him start over.

He quit the next day, but not before our bounce rate decreased by 0.02%.

Sometimes the best way to optimize your team is to remove the weak links.